TOM STERRI EPISODE 3

“OG ENGANG SKAL HVER ENESTE MANN PÅ JORD ERKJENNE, AT DET VAR I UNGDOMMEN HAN KUNNE GJORT ALT, MEN IKKE GJORDE DET. ENGANG SKAL HAN ERKJENNE DEN BITRESTE AV ALLE SANNHETER: AT LIVET IKKE KAN LEVES OM IGJEN; AT UNGDOM ER NOE SOM BARE UNGE MENNESKER HAR, OG SOM BARE GAMLE MENNESKER FORSTÅR Å BRUKE.”

BANALITETENS TYRANNI ER ET ENGASJERT OG VELFORMULERT INNLEGG I DEBATTEN OM VÅR FELLES FRAMTID, FRA EN AV NORSK JOURNALISTIKKS STORE NESTORER. DEN ER ET VARSKU OM EN SKAKKJØRT SAMFUNNSORDNING, MEN BÆRER OGSÅ I SEG ET HÅP OM EN NY GENERASJON MED ANDRE IDEALER, VAKSINERT FOR DET BORCH KALLER «DEN EGOSENTRISKE MATERIALISMEN SOM PREGET FORGJENGERNE.”

NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALSO AS A CLEAN AND WAY MORE ECO FRIENDLY WAY TO DISPOSE YOUR CRAP LIKE SEWAGE AND ORGANIC WASTE OFF THE ONLY BY PRODUCT BEING MORE ENERGY. ECO-FREAKS SHOULD GET ON THIS WAGON! IT’S A WIN-WIN

” WITH PEOPLE BUZZING IN AND OUT OF CROSSING STREETS, THE WHOLE VILLAGE IS VERITABLY BREATHING, SWEATING AND MOANING ALL AT ONCE. YOU CAN END UP CHATTING WITH A RANDOM LADY WALKING HER DOG AND SHE WILL NEVER END TO TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT THE TIME SHE USED TO DATE JIMI HENDRIX, THE BUM LYING ON THE GROUND WILL ASK YOU FOR A CIGARETTE AND TELL YOU SHE ONCE ENDED UP IN A CAT-FIGHT WITH PATTI SMITH. “

HVORDAN FINNER VI, NIR-VA-NA LAND A´? OG HVA, MED SELV-E, FUCK- AKTA A´? FRIS-TE FOR-MER! ER-RE PE-NE-TRE-RING, SOM ER NY-DE-LIG? ELLER ERRE, FÅRR-SCPHILL, SOM ER, TY-DE-LIG? ERRE SEL-VE, OV-ER-VEL-DEN-DE, KLI-MAX, PÅ SIN FIN-ESTE I VÅRT FOR-U-RENSET KLI-MA-ET?

BYENS LEGEND ALIVE- TOM STERRI

RIZZO: HEY ZUKO! I’VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
DANNY: OH, YEAH?
RIZZO: [CHUCKLES] YEAH
DANNY: [THROWS SANDY IN FRONT OF HIM] SANDY!
SANDY: DANNY!
DANNY: WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MOVING BACK TO AUSTRALIA?
SANDY: WE WERE BUT WE HAD A CHANGE IN PLANS!

WELL NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANNA BE JUST HAVE YOUR PARTY ON TV CAUSE THE MAN FROM MARS WON’T EAT UP BARS WHEN THE TV’S ON AND NOW HE’S GONE BACK UP TO SPACE WHERE HE WON’T HAVE A HASSLE WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND YOU HIP-HOP, AND YOU DON’T STOP JUST BLAST OFF, SURE SHOT ‘CAUSE THE MAN FROM MARS STOPPED EATIN’ CARS AND EATIN’ BARS AND NOW HE ONLY EATS GUITARS, #getup!

JOSEPH BEUYS ABOUT SOCIAL ART

A TOTAL WORK OF ART IS ONLY POSSIBLE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY. EVERYONE WILL BE A NECESSARY CO- CREATOR OF A SOCIAL ARCHITECTURE, AND, SO LONG AS ANYONE CANNOT PARTICIPATE, THE IDEAL FORM OF DEMOCRACY HAS NOT BEENREACHED.WHETHER PEOPLEARE ARTISTS, ASSEMBLERS OF MACHINES OR NURSES, IT IS A MATTER OF PARTICIPATING IN THE WHOLE.